everytime i close my eyes

so i worked in gold class tonight.

- December 14 -

it was fairly quiet, i pretty much went about doing my own thing (cleaning, restocking etc) until there were customers to serve.

so four eeeextremely overt homosexuals come in to see… harry potter or something idk IRRELEPHANT. anyway, i’m standing there waiting for them to decide on what they want to order, giving them the time of day because you know that’s what customer service is all about. i’m a patient person, i understand it’s hard to make up your mind when it comes to reading a dinner menu…

…but when i’ve got other customers waiting to be served and cinemas needing to be cleaned i do not appreciate coming second in priority to grindr.

ALL FOUR OF THEM WERE SITTING ON GRINDR ORGANISING THEIR NEXT HOOKUPS AND BEING DOWNRIGHT RUDE CUNTS WHILE TRYING TO GET EVERYTHING OVER AND DONE WITH SO THEY CAN GO THROUGH TO THEIR MOVIE AND NOT MISS ANY. LIKE HELLO, I’M A PERSON. STOP BEING A DIRTY SLAG AND GIVE ME THE TIME OF DAY I’M GIVING YOU.

also, they didn’t say please or thank you once so i charged them for an extra cheese platter. hope you didn’t want that $36! merry christmas cunts.

/badbitch4lyf.

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- December 5 -

this translates to ‘aeri poteo’. heh heh.

this translates to ‘aeri poteo’. heh heh.

(via brokemodelsanonymous)

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distinction, high distinction, distinction, distinction.

- December 2 -

very happy with my uni results. :D

other than the fact all those distinctions were only a couple of marks off high distinctions. could have had 4 for 4!

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- November 30 -

walktheconcourse:

I’ve had this moment. Legit. 

what show is this?

walktheconcourse:

I’ve had this moment. Legit. 

what show is this?

(via brokemodelsanonymous)

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- November 17 -


Emma: I had no idea, and please excuse me, that you guys call a condom a rubber! My version of a rubber is like an eraser. So I’ve done that. I’ve very loudly asked for a rubber. People have given me strange looks.

emma watson and i have this in common.

Emma: I had no idea, and please excuse me, that you guys call a condom a rubber! My version of a rubber is like an eraser. So I’ve done that. I’ve very loudly asked for a rubber. People have given me strange looks.

emma watson and i have this in common.

(Source: accioron, via firmuspiett)

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“asian ladys hat blew off i chased after it only coz it was louis vuitton grabed it and wanted to keep running i give it back and the ladys like ur an angle in descise.. dad whispers to me yea until we see the angle in u u resemble a slut…. thanx dad thankyou soo much”

some retard on facebook.

ANGLE? DESCISE?

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THIS WAS YOUR BIG ANNOUNCEMENT ITUNES?!

THIS WAS YOUR BIG ANNOUNCEMENT ITUNES?!

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omg i’m nearly 20 years old.

- November 15 -

get me a walking frame for my birthday.

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aaronbrenner-:

crying omg

HAHAHAHA.

aaronbrenner-:

crying omg

HAHAHAHA.

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the irony of us discussing this today.

the irony of us discussing this today.

(via monsterglenn)

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